Jason Roeder

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Iguana

I saw a beautiful iguana in my parents’ backyard this morning. My first thought was that it could find a job if it really wanted to.

Seriously, it was pretty impressive. It must have been eight feet long from the spine on its nose to the tip of its tail. It was yellow-green with pure yellow claws and had a track of stripes on its back. I took a picture of it with my awful cell phone.

Anyway, I called the mayor of Coral Springs, Florida, and they’re sending someone out to build a Papa John’s on top of it right away.

3 Responses to “Iguana”

  1. Christy Murphy Says:

    I like my iguana with that garlic butter sauce so I’m glad it’ll be a Papa Johns. I did it. I’m current on your blog.

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