The New Yorker
Salon
McSweeney’s Web
- Advice from a Person with a Bachelor’s Degree in Psychology (Column 1)
- Advice from a Person with a Bachelor’s Degree in Psychology (Column 2)
- Service Changes
- I Came, I Saw, I Said
- Operation Iraqi Free Gun
- Please Take
- Andy Rooney Will Seat You Now
- I’m Beginning to Think No One’s Coming to My Cinco de Mayo Party
- When a Stranger E-Mails
- The Elements of Spam
- Your New Personal Trainer
- Everyone Knows Jose
- Notes from a Blizzard Shut-In
- Amendments to the Pub Crawl
- A Week on the Set with the Wal-Mart Smiley
- Enrichment Is Wasted on Me: Remembrances of Unfinished Continuing Education Courses
- A Message from the Principal
- Talk Different: An Alternative to Idle Conversation
- I Enjoy Taunting Insomniacs
- Eleven Boxers Who Failed to Intimidate
- Reasons You’re No Longer Fit to Be an Architect
McSweeney’s Print
- The Future Dictionary of America
- Created in Darkness by Troubled Americans: the Best of McSweeney’s, Humor Category
Radar
- This Is Awkward: 100 Icebreakers to Avoid
- Help Yourself: 100 Self-Help Books You Can Do Without
- Giving Dangerously: 100 Secret Santa Gifts You Might Want to Reconsider
- Act Natural: 100 Ways We’re Trying to Go Green
- Help Wanting: 100 Things Not to Say in a Job Interview
- It’s Not Me, It’s You: 100 Signs You’re in the Wrong Relationship
- Dreams Deferred: 100 Reasons You Can’t Sleep
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Jewcy
- Oh, the Humanity! interview
Writer’s Digest
- The Roeder Report: Importance of Writing Environment
- Oh, the Humanity! interview
Women’s Health
Cracked Magazine
- Are You Naked?: A Self-Evaluation, Sept/Oct 2006
Cracked.com
- Anatomy of a Dry Spell (A Complete Timeline)
- A Day in the Life of a Scratch-Off Ticket Purchase
- Sports Radio Phone Sex